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That Time She Jumped Too Hard

9/9/2016

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Meet Penny.   GOD I want to eat her face off sometimes.  I just love closeups of her!  I can capture everything about that perfect fat face, without having to draw attention to her outfit choices.

​For example...
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I mean...what in all of the actual f*cks IS that?   The grocery store...mall...school...park...you name it!  This is how she INSISTS on embarrassing me.  She laughs because she KNOWS I'm secretly cringing inside.
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Okay...I'm not gonna lie...these are kind of super adorable...
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Moccasins by Bella Kiddy


So, laugh at me ALL you want, kid...

But who's the one laughin' when you...

​ Jump. Too. Hard?
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#mykidsharts
#yesthatspoop
#everyonepoopsalittlesometimes
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Shannon
9/9/2016 08:10:03 am

Love reading your stuff...I had five kids at home at one time... Lots of good memories. :-)

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Mary Maurer link
9/9/2016 09:24:33 am

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