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You guys...for serious...I'm 100% a HOT mess!!! Still trying to figure all of this out, while my head spins out of control. I'll get there...promise
DEAREST HUSBANDA letter to my husband as I leave for girls' weekend...
Double Birthdays
For every birthday, we all smoosh into ole Bess and head to Dunkin Donuts for maximum consumption of donuts, coffee, and specialty drinks.
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THE REBUTTALDearest Wife,
Hope you had fun last weekend. I was also glad to see that, according to the internet, I should in no uncertain terms, do these things (in no particular order) 
TRY MY BOOGER
Because I wouldn't let her put HER booger into MY mouth... |
DID SOMEBODY SAY COFFEE
You guys!!! What in ALL of the dog farts is going on? I just got this giant package delivered to me.
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