Aghhhhhhhh!!! My teeny tiny newborn started Preschool today!!! 6 kids...5 different schools. They're ALL gone!!! This morning was a little rough, to say the least. Breakfast was one of Dad's Nutri-grain bars. Not to worry though...she'll never leave the house hungry. Instead of actually brushing her teeth like a normal human being, she'll usually just eat the toothpaste right off the brush. I can't be entirely too sure that we changed her underwears either, and it's pretty obvious that she dressed herself again. She has one Minnie Mouse and one Olaf sock on...because...well...socks. Oh, and her shirt is actually a dress...intended for a 9 month old. Once we got to her school, the crying was OUT. OF. CONTROL. No joke...inconsolable tears. Screaming, snots everywhere kind of crying. I totally would've captured all of this hysterical crying and madness on video, but...
recording everyone ELSE'S kid would've been kind of creepy. Penny gave not ONE shit. Meanwhile...I sat in the parking lot for over an hour. You know, just incase she started to miss me, or needed someone to wipe her butt. #byeFelicia
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Danielle Martin
9/12/2016 11:52:26 am
HAHAHAHA! Totally had me at thinking she was a hot mess at drop off! #shedidntgivetwoshits
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Meghan Oeser
9/12/2016 12:28:42 pm
Right? No love for Momma.
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Meghan Oeser
9/12/2016 12:32:01 pm
😘
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Sheila
9/12/2016 12:45:53 pm
Ah, I think we have a harder time than they do! Happy first day of preschool Penny!
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Julie S.
9/12/2016 12:56:18 pm
You. Are. Awesome!
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Julia
9/12/2016 12:58:24 pm
Oh sweet Penny, have fun! 🤗
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Becky
9/12/2016 01:05:34 pm
Could she be ANY cuter!? Matching socks and clean underwears are overrated anyway! I love how she poses! Is she a little diva? So stinking cuuute! Thanks for the laugh!
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9/12/2016 02:44:57 pm
Ok, seriously, how do you make children that ALL come out adorable?
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Ally
9/12/2016 03:07:21 pm
Awe, little lady i'm 25 and my socks never match! We can be twins.
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Sabine
9/12/2016 11:30:32 pm
Your updates makes my day, every day. Reading them makes life feel normal and that one is not alone in the crazy parent world! Love how you embrace the chaos and make it sound normal - it's definitely made me relax a whole lot more! You rock awesome lady!
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Tatenda
9/13/2016 01:38:25 am
Penny is very cute
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