So, my love muffin of a Husband captured a video of me, a while back, with zero knowledge of my own. He was super sketchy when I turned around, so I knew he was up to something. My biggest fear is being video taped. Do people even say video taped anymore? Is it just videoed? Is that a word? I dunno. Well, I figured that's what he had done. I searched that damned phone ALL night, and finally....my ass found it....and it FOUND my ASS! My first instinct was to delete it. Nobody in their RIGHT mind should be subjected to this absolute embarrassment and shaming of Missy Elliott. Not only that, but I HATE pictures of myself. There are ZERO videos of me, and very minimal pictures. I love to pack on the winter insulation, and I do it withOUT a problem every year.
Seriously though....who EFFING cares! I WANT my kids to see how spectacular of a dancer I am. I WANT them to remember how much fun I had with them. I WANT to remember every moment of this average Friday night. So....to all the Mommas out there...GET UP AND DANCE LIKE AN ASSHOLE! Who gives a shit what everyone else thinks. You're the most important person in the WORLD in the eyes of your kids. Quit worrying about your damned weight. Who cares that you took down 6 burrito bowls that week, and you eat Oreos off of your bellybutton in the bathtub (just me?). They don't see that!!! They see that you're having fun, and they're having fun with you!!! Stop stressing about your new friend, FUPA, your hail damage, and armpit fat! Just.Fucking.Dance. And GET IN FRONT OF THAT CAMERA!!! Let's be real for a second though. My Husband saved this shit to his phone! Hid it within some Google drive. Pffffft!!! You KNOW he wants some of that (extra weight and ALL)...no DOUBT. #getyourfreakon
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Arlene
8/26/2016 12:34:13 am
I remember you posting this quite awhile back on. FB. Loved it then n still love it now! Great reminder to get in those pics w/ our kiddos?
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Alicia
8/26/2016 12:48:07 am
This is AWESOME!! I recently have joined your blog after a few of your quirkey letters and storys have crossed my news feed! You are the mom that I always wanted to be and didnt! I have 3 grown kids..25, 21, and soon to be 18!! .and Im watching you thinking... I did it all wrong!! Thanks ..for being the mom that most of us want to be, few of us stifle it back and some are just snobby fuckers who dont know fun if it slapped them upside their face!!! Lol
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Brittany
8/26/2016 05:13:25 am
Sweet moves, Napoleon! Now I see where all those kids came from. #itsallinthehips
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Ari
8/26/2016 06:33:40 am
Lmfao. I just woke up and youve areadymade my day. Those are some awesome moves. Lol.
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Cecille Agustin
8/26/2016 07:07:17 am
You are so spot on and you just got my freak on! 😂 Your kids are so blessed wit such a fun loving Momma! Please keep it on, for our sakes here 😂 God bless always! 😄
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Sharon
8/26/2016 07:56:23 am
Omg u r my hero! So funny & relatable 😂
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Jodi
8/26/2016 08:43:30 am
I've loved this video since u first posted it! MILF across your ass says it all girl!!!
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Shazia
8/26/2016 09:31:01 am
U are f-n awesome!
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God I love waking up to you. I'm on a 2 hour rotation with breastfeeding my first bump and you always make me laugh. And I NEED to laugh! She's my first, came 5 weeks early and is not gaining weight 😭 Just please know that you sharing your life is so wonderful in keeping me positive and laughing. 😘
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Emily
8/26/2016 10:19:34 am
Oh I am so the mom that takes the pictures and video everyone else so im not seen. But then im not the fun parent because I don't just goof off with my kids. Its hard but not an excuse. You are so right that we just need to get up and dance!
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Amy
8/29/2016 04:15:42 pm
I love it! Good for you showing you & your kiddos having fun together! No one is model perfect - not even the damn models- and you can tell how much fun you are all having which makes it awesome!
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Kim
9/1/2016 09:06:26 pm
Great reminder to all of us . . . GET UP AND DANCE LIKE AN ASSHOLE! And, btw, when your hubby "video taped" you, he wasn't looking at your flaws; he was thinking, "damn, look at my sexy ass wife dancing with a baby on her hip"
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Deidre Broadnax
9/10/2016 05:16:19 pm
Absolutely love it, thank you for reminding us to.love along the way. You are a rose among some thorns <3
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Harmony
9/16/2016 09:00:49 am
Get it girl!!You are so my kind of mom!! My husband has been known to record me secretly dancing my asshole off!! Good to know I'm not alone. 😊 You are absolutely right about not giving a F#*% about what everyone else thinks, its all about the memories we make with our kids...you never know when you're making a memory! You're a rock star and I'm showing this video to my 8 year old daughter, mainly so she can see I'm not the ONLY "embarrassing" mom out there!!😂and to red some dance lessons, of course! 😝 Thanks for sharing. Keep freaking on!!❤
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