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Strawberry Refresher Dupe

7/13/2022

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Prepare to want to heavily make out with me.

"You've done it." - A quote from my oldest Daughter, Ella

What you’ll need…
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Kiva Organic Acai Berry Powder
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Green Coffee Bean Extract Powder
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Organic Strawberry Powder
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Monin Passion Fruit Puree
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Strawberry Boba Pearls
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Reusable Mason Jar Boba Cup
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You can get lemonade and white grape juice pretty much anywhere.


Heat up a 1/2 cup lemonade, in a separate cup, for a good minute.


To that add…


3 teaspoons-strawberry powder
1 teaspoon-acai berry powder
1 teaspoon-green coffee bean extract


Mix that all up pretty well, until you can no longer see the chunky floaties. That’s what we’ll call them.


Dump into a 1 gallon pitcher.


Rubbermaid…old ass milk carton…bougie beverage dispenser…no cares given.


Add 1 tablespoon of the passion fruit purée.


Mix again.


Add the remaining 2.5 cups of lemonade and 2.5 cups of white grape juice.


Mix that shit up again.


Store in your fridge. Add strawberries or boba pearls, as desired, and pour over ice.

For a “not so sweet” refresher…use water instead of lemonade.


For the Dragon Drink…use coconut milk instead of the lemonade.


No caffeine…omit the coffee powder.

You’ve now saved yourself close to a million dollars by no longer supporting your children's’ Starbucks habit.

Go buy yourself something nice.


I’ve started my own Botox fund. You’re welcome.



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