Colon Blow 8000

​Ok…y’all know I’m a product of the product, soooooooooo…here’s an HONEST product review of the brand new DIGEST…

I’m goin’ personal preference on this one, you guys. 

Personal ? Preference ? 

How do I put this…

It’s all about choices, really. 

You got tummy troubles?

You gonna want this. 

You eat crap on the reg?

You gonna want this. 

Food sensitivities?

You gonna want this. 

Wanna drop 5-10 lbs of gut crap?

You gonna want this. 

You like sugar, wheat, gluten, potato, carbs, and fats?

You gonna want this. 

Afraid to eat in public because you gonna pull the toilet scene from Dumb and Dumber?

You gonna want this. 

Afraid of a few days of foamy river butt because your body is quite LITERALLY shedding the absolute sludge, garbage, and last weekends firey queso from your lower intestinal tract?

This ain’t for you. ?

I’ma 100% roll the dice with this one. I took one capsule after our indulgent weekend in Utah. ONE. And I was straight up “The power of Christ compels you” for the next few days. Not unexpectedly…like…it was a “controlled” shatting…that’s for sure. 

But y’all…if I didn’t lose the last 4 years of bad decisions and 6 pounds of regret…I’d a be a bold face liar!!!

DO THE DAMNED THING!!!

or don’t. #choices 

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Edited to add: This product ABSOLUTELY goes hand in hand with Align and Biotics. I cannot take one without the other!!!

This link is to do the business and get on my team! ?


This link is strictly for product ONLY! Do NOT choose retail. You’ll pay straight out of your anus parts.
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