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This NOT That...And A Few Of My Favorite Things (Christmas Edition)

12/1/2020

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Y'all...small businesses are taking a BEATING right now because of that nasty "B" word, Rona.  There are SO many different ways to support small businesses, just by a few simple swaps.  Trust me when I say that the CEO of that "chain" store does NOT need a 14th Maserati
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I've compiled a list of a few This NOT That items...

Let's start with the good ole Christmas card...

My girl Michelle whips up these quirky and adorable handmade card creations.  
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THIS
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NOT THAT
Let's talk jeans!  If you're an AE jean whore, like myself, you'll 100% make a switch after trying on a pair of Judy Blue's.  They hold it ALL in (we're talking FUPA, ladies), make your butt look like you care about yourself, and do NOT stretch out...at ALL.  No more pulling your jeans up by the belt loops and doing the non suspicious ass shimmy
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THIS
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NOT THIS
And if you don't fancy that style...here's more...
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THIS
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THIS
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THIS
Bless this sweet little couple and their cat, but y'all...please don't portrait studio yourselves.  Just don't.
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NOT THIS
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BUT THIS
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OR THIS
Seriously though...find yourself a local photographer and NEVER let them GO!!!
Also...can we all PLEASE start freshening our homes with plant juice?  Please?  Ever see soot from a candle up a baby's nose?  Trust me...it's gross.
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THIS
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NOT THIS
While we're on the subject of that...
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1,000,000% THIS
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NOT THIS
LEGGGGGGGGGGGGINGS!!!!  Greatest booty leggings EVER!!!  Bet me!!!
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THESE!!!
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NOT THESE!!!
And the NAILS!!!
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THIS
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NOT THAT
Who's e-learning?  You'll need ALLLLLLLLLL the wine!!!
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DRINK THIS!!!
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PLEASE NO!
Everyone needs a staple sweater...
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ABSOLUTELY THIS
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NOPE
Here's just a bunch of small shops and great gifts!!!

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