Prepare to want to heavily make out with me.
"You've done it." - A quote from my oldest Daughter, Ella
What you’ll need…
Kiva Organic Acai Berry Powder
Green Coffee Bean Extract Powder
Organic Strawberry Powder
Monin Passion Fruit Puree
Strawberry Boba Pearls
Reusable Mason Jar Boba Cup
You can get lemonade and white grape juice pretty much anywhere.
Heat up a 1/2 cup lemonade, in a separate cup, for a good minute.
To that add…
3 teaspoons-strawberry powder
1 teaspoon-acai berry powder
1 teaspoon-green coffee bean extract
Mix that all up pretty well, until you can no longer see the chunky floaties. That’s what we’ll call them.
Dump into a 1 gallon pitcher.
Rubbermaid…old ass milk carton…bougie beverage dispenser…no cares given.
Add 1 tablespoon of the passion fruit purée.
Add the remaining 2.5 cups of lemonade and 2.5 cups of white grape juice.
Mix that shit up again.
Store in your fridge. Add strawberries or boba pearls, as desired, and pour over ice.
For a “not so sweet” refresher…use water instead of lemonade.
For the Dragon Drink…use coconut milk instead of the lemonade.
No caffeine…omit the coffee powder.
You’ve now saved yourself close to a million dollars by no longer supporting your children's’ Starbucks habit.
Go buy yourself something nice.
I’ve started my own Botox fund. You’re welcome.
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